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Well then. I guess we have that answer.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like kink.

Stranger: heya, 30 m uk, you?

You: 31 f us

Stranger: name? looks?

You: casey. i'm fat but cute

Stranger: how fat?
Stranger: and what are your kinks?

You: how about your name and looks?

Stranger: Jo, tall, blond, athletic, blue eyes

You: i have a lot of kinks. i like sensation play

Stranger: ....
Stranger: and how fat are you?

You: are you looking for a number or what?
You: i could ask how athletic you are. or how blond you are. or how blue your eyes are...

Stranger: dress size? bra size?

You: lol
You: pretty sure you guys have different sizes in the uk

Stranger: give me us...

You: 22

Stranger: uck!!!

Stranger has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like kink.

Stranger: heya, 30 m uk, you?

You: 31 f us
You: I feel like I just talked to you.

Stranger: don't think so!
Stranger: what's your name?
Stranger: what are you kinks?

You: Let me guess. Your name is Jo, and you're tall, blond, and athletic with blue eyes

Stranger: no...
Stranger: tim, short, dark, fat
Stranger: you?

You: Wow, such a coincidence that you're exactly the opposite of the last person I talked to who greeted me with "heya, 30 m uk, you?"

Stranger: lots of 30 m uk about then
Stranger: what are you like?

You: Yes indeed, and they are also interested in kink
You: What am I like? I'm skeptical. What are you like, tim?

Stranger: bored of you

Stranger has disconnected.
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Right? I think I talked to him again too. Refresh for the update if you want LOL

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